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Watch me duck

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Take it from me

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DOVE DUCKING ME

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chip Kelly's pride

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Honesty is the key

FUCK ME NIK LETS TELL THEM ALL TO FUCK A DUCK.. Actual Advice Mallard

Dont ask us

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A bad Duck

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INNOCENT CREATURE

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The Truth

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For those who think programming is hard

IF COMPUTER WHO IS BASICALLY SAND CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU! Actual Advice Mallard