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The more you know

SHIT IS BITTER  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't stop talking

WHEN SOMEONE INTERRUPTS YOU, JUST KEEP TALKING THEY EVENTUALLY ACCEPT DEFEAT AND SHUT THE HELL UP. Actual Advice Mallard

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 COIN COIN Actual Advice Mallard

I hate memes

 I H8 MEMES Actual Advice Mallard

Thank god for customer service

IF YOU STILL OWE PAYMENTS ON A LOST OR STOLEN AT&T PHONE, THEY WILL LET YOU TRANSFER THE OWED MONEY TO THE COST OF A BRAND NEW ONE.  Actual Advice Mallard

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MISSING FILES AND FOLDERS ON YOUR THUMB DRIVE? ATTRIB -R -A -S -H /D /S *.* Actual Advice Mallard

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TIS THE MONTH

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DONATE MONEY THIS MONTH CONSIDER GIFTING DIRECTLY TO THE NATIONAL CANCER INSTITUTE INSTEAD OF A LARGE CHARITY. Actual Advice Mallard

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PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU HAVE SHAVING IRRITATION, DONT LIVE WITH IT. TRY R+F BEYOND THE SHAVE- IT'S CLINICALLY PROVEN TO WORK! Actual Advice Mallard