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Happy bday tbone

HAPPY BIRTHDAY T- BONE NOW HIT THE LAKE! Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously.

IF IT'S A TEXT BASED POST IT'S NOT NSFW Actual Advice Mallard

FORGIVE OTHERS NOT BECAUSE THE DESERVE FORGIVENESS

FORGIVE OTHERS NOT BECAUSE THEY DESERVE FORGIVENESS FORGIVE THEM BECAUSE YOU DESERVE PEACE Actual Advice Mallard

Ducking memes

DUCK IT, THOSE DUCKING MEMES.          THAT KILLED ME.       Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks dead

I USED TO HAVE FRIENDS AND THEN BEN AND KENTON VISITED Actual Advice Mallard

Beware of Scams

IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK ITS A DUCK. THROUGH THE MAIL OR OVER THE PHONE Actual Advice Mallard

words of wisdom

WHEN ON THIN ICE...... DON'T GO BOWLING Actual Advice Mallard

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IF, AT NIGHT, A COMPUTER'S BRIGHT WHITE SCREEN HURTS YOUR EYES GO  TO TVTROPES AND TURN ON NIGHT VISION TO RELAX THEM Actual Advice Mallard

Duck suggests how to succeed in Hollywood

HOW TO SUCCEED IN HOLLYWOOD: REPLACE

When everybody stares

WHEN EVERYBODY LOOKS AT YOU AT THE WRONG TIME.. YOU FEEL LIKE THIS Actual Advice Mallard