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SI TU PARLES, ÉCRIS, ET ÉCOUTES LE FRANÇAIS... ...TES COMPÉTENCES LANGAGIEÈRES VONT AMÉLIORER Actual Advice Mallard

Jealousy!

FROG FLOPS! WHY NOT DUCK FLOPS! Actual Advice Mallard

Loot Palace

LOOTPALACE CAN GET  ME SOUTH FOR WINTER Actual Advice Mallard

Not WTF worthy

LABELLING GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY AS /R/WTF SENDS THE WRONG MESSAGE TO PEOPLE SEEKING TO FINALLY BE THEMSELVES Actual Advice Mallard

Discover new subreddits actual advice

TRY VISITING LOGGED OUT REDDIT.COM ON OCCASION IT'S A GOOD WAY TO DISCOVER NEW SUBREDDITS Actual Advice Mallard

Words of Wisdom

IF YOU HAVE A PAIR OF BALLS TRY GOLD BOND ON THEM Actual Advice Mallard

Duck and Turkey

WHY? WHY DOES TURKEY GET ALL THE ATTENTION Actual Advice Mallard

Do you really have to bring it up every day?

THE FACT THAT YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST PERSON IN THE COMPANY IS ONLY INTERESTING TO YOU Actual Advice Mallard

The truth about Christmas

SANTA ISN'T REAL. TELL YOUR SCREAMING KIDS THAT, AND THAT THEY HAVE TO SUE THE GREEDY COROPORATE PEOPLE WHO CAME UP WITH HIM. Actual Advice Mallard

ABQ Garbage Schedule: Thanksgiving Holiday

ABQ GARBAGE SCHEDULE: THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY THURSDAY COLLECTION ON FRIDAY. FRIDAY COLLECTION ON SATURDAY. Actual Advice Mallard