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In light of the anti-pit-shaving crowd...

LADIES - DON'T SHAVE YOUR PITS BECAUSE SOCIETY TELLS YOU TO SHAVE THEM BECAUSE IT'S WAY WAY BETTER AND MEN SUFFER NEEDLESSLY FOR STUPID MACHO GENDER ROLES Actual Advice Mallard

tanto poi esce il sole......

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Muslims attack and insult Europe means Muslims Betrayed Hitler

MUSLIMS ATTACK AND INSULT EUROPE MEANS MUSLIMS BETRAYED HITLER Actual Advice Mallard

I AM NOT A FINE

CHOOTA HOON BEWAKOOF NAHI Actual Advice Mallard

when you realise

WHEN YOU REALISE YOUR A DUCK BE LIKE QUACK MATHAFACKAS Actual Advice Mallard

STUDENT LOAN

STUDENT LOANS :  THE MORE YOU WAIT, THE MORE YOU PAY.  Actual Advice Mallard

Kevin scares ducks...

IF KEVIN WAS HERE... BRYCE WOULDN'T KILL ME... Actual Advice Mallard

BAD DUCK

I LITTER ALL THE TIME  BUT THEY ALL SAY THAT I HAVE A GREEN HEAD Actual Advice Mallard

Conspicuous Consumption

REFERRING TO CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION IS A POOR EXCUSE. BUY THE LE CRUSET FOR YOUR GIRL. SHE DESERVES IT FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SHIT. Actual Advice Mallard