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be nice

JUDGING EVERYBODY AIN'T MAKE YOU BETTER Actual Advice Mallard
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Information duck says you're all crazy.

MARK ZUCKERBERG ISN'T GOING TO GIVE ANYONE MONEY. FACEBOOK WILL ALWAYS BE FREE! Actual Advice Mallard
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3 for adler

ABOUT 90% OF SEXUAL ASSUALT ARE CAUSED BY SOMEONE THE VICTIM KNOWS #DONTJUSTKNOWIT Actual Advice Mallard
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Gamesystem tips

IF YOU BOUGHT YOUR KID A GAMESYSTEM OR GAMES FOR CHRISTMAS OPEN THEM AND INSTALL ALL THE UPDATES BEFORE WRAPPING THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't be a douche nozzle

DON'T ASSUME EVERYONE HAS SEEN EPISODE 7 YET THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS BUSY FOR EVERYONE, AND NOT EVERYONE HAS THE TIME TO SEE IT OPENING WEEKEND Actual Advice Mallard
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Wrapping presents

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP WRAP PRESENTS DO A SHITTY JOB Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to prevent yourself from texting and driving

USE A FAMILIAR DATE WITH 8 NUMBERS (MM/DD/YYYY) SO YOU ARE FORCED TO PULL OVER AND THEN TEXT Actual Advice Mallard
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Help small Businesses

IF YOU GO TO A LOCALLY OWNED BUSINESS FOR SOMETHING SPECIFIC AND THEY DON'T HAVE IT TELL THEM WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SO THEY CAN GET A BETTER IDEA OF WHAT THEIR CUSTOMERS WANT Actual Advice Mallard
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Please remember.

IF YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS ARE ON THEN YOUR LIGHTS SHOULD BE TOO Actual Advice Mallard
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Good Squeak

WHEN YOUR REED SQUEAKS DURING A PERFORMANCE STAY CALM AND ACT LIKE IT WASN'T YOURS Actual Advice Mallard
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