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Philosophical Doubt

JUST BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND SAID SOMETHING DUMB DOESN'T MAKE YOU PHILOSOPHICAL FOR DOUBTING THEM Actual Advice Mallard

Car Talk: Still brilliant!

HAVE $2000 TO SPEND ON A CAR? BUY A $1000 CAR AND SAVE THE REST FOR FUTURE REPAIRS. ANYTHING BELOW $4000 IS JUNK. Actual Advice Mallard

plz help 3

IF YOU NEED HELP IN AN E-MAIL WRITE OUT

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If you are wondering if this is the one

IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING A CONVERSATION GOING THEN YOU PROBABLY AREN'T CLICKING WITH THAT PERSON Actual Advice Mallard

cleaning up isn't that hard and nobody wants to see face pubes everywhere

IF YOU SHAVE OVER THE SINK MAKE SURE YOU CLEAN YOUR NASTY FACIAL HAIR UP, IT'S DISGUSTING. Actual Advice Mallard

Unless you want to break her heart

IF A GIRL HOLDS OUT HER HAND DON'T IGNORE IT  HOLD IT NO MATTER WHAT Actual Advice Mallard

Viver bem!

SONHAR!                   CONQUISTAS, PRIMEIRO FORAM SONHOS, INICIATIVA E PERSEVERANÇA. SONHE! Actual Advice Mallard

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LOOT PALACE GREEAT TIMES Actual Advice Mallard

Same goes for "Please don't reply to all"

WHEN YOU GET A WORK EMAIL AND SHOULD NOT BE ON IT, REPLY ONLY TO THE SENDER, UNLESS IT IS A DISTRIBUTION LIST THEN JUST DELETE THE GOD DAMN THING!!!!! Actual Advice Mallard