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Regular named spelled weird

IF YOUR NAME IS SOMETHING NORMAL BUT SPELLED WEIRD LIKE REBEKAH OR JU-LEAH THEN SPELL IT FOR PEOPLE. THEY SHOULDN'T NEED TO ASK YOU TO. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. Actual Advice Mallard

JNU Nos recuerda que...

   EN UNA SEMANA          ES 10 DE MAYO  Actual Advice Mallard

The truth can hurt; lies can hurt more

THE COST OF LYING WHEN THE TRUTH WILL DO MORE MORE HARM THAN GOOD IS THE ABILITY TO TELL THE TRUTH WHEN IT WILL DO MORE GOOD THAN HARM Actual Advice Mallard

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WHEN YOU ARE STUCK ASK A LIBRARIAN Actual Advice Mallard

happy duck

  HIGHER POWER IS IN CONTROL.           Actual Advice Mallard

Hindsight is 20/20

NEVER TREAT PEOPLE BADLY YOU MIGHT NEED THEM LATER IN LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

What reddit is all about

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE KARMA WORRY ABOUT CONTRIBUTING CONTENT Actual Advice Mallard

NO POS CUAC CUAC

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black metal duck

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK WHO LOVES BLACK METAL MUSIC? A MARDUCK Actual Advice Mallard

Okay Duckey

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