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If you find a lost drivers license, you can drop it in any mailbox as is The postal service will take it back to the driver

If you find a lost drivers license, you can drop it in any mailbox as is The postal service will take it back to the driver  Actual Advice Mallard

re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does

re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have anything nice to say Back your point with solid logic

If you don't have anything nice to say Back your point with solid logic  Actual Advice Mallard

When you ask your computer smart friend to solve your computer problem They're just going to use Google to find a solution

When you ask your computer smart friend to solve your computer problem  They're just going to use Google to find a solution
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If you can't afford a cab ride home you can't afford to go out drinking.

If you can't afford a cab ride home you can't afford to go out drinking.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are feeling depressed, try eating healthy and exercising before resorting to pharmaceuticals

If you are feeling depressed, try eating healthy and exercising before resorting to pharmaceuticals  Actual Advice Mallard

If all his friends are assholes He's probably an asshole too.

If all his friends are assholes He's probably an asshole too.  Actual Advice Mallard

When your girlfriend says she is hungry it means she was hungry an hour ago. Stop for food now.

When your girlfriend says she is hungry it means she was hungry an hour ago. Stop for food now.  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone borrows 20 dollars from you and you never see them again it was probably worth the money

If someone borrows 20 dollars from you and you never see them again it was probably worth the money  Actual Advice Mallard

if you date someone their problems will become your problems

if you date someone  their problems will become your problems  Actual Advice Mallard