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My new girlfriend is a hooker in her spare time She just crocheted a beautiful afghan.

Shrooms? Excellent! Get pepperoni and sausage on that pizza too.

i love coke more than pepsi

Sex on the Beach? Virgin, please!

she cost me 2000 dollars per hour but my kids deserve the best babysitter in town

just got some blow -up slides for my nephew's birthday party

I just paid for a hooker brand dining room table set

Look at that crack Someone should fix this sidewalk soon

when ever i need a good screw i go to home depot

i need to get drugs off the streets and away from our children

let's do a line dance at the country bar

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