YOU CALL THAT AN ALIEN? the only alien i see is pedro at Mcdonalds.

YOU CALL THAT AN ALIEN? the only alien i see is pedro at Mcdonalds. - YOU CALL THAT AN ALIEN? the only alien i see is pedro at Mcdonalds.  Schrute

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Do you have a date for Valentines Day? Yes. February 14th

Do you have a date for Valentines Day? Yes.
February 14th

"There's Women's Studies but no Men's Studies? False. Men's Studies is called history

A rising tide lifts all boats False. Sunken boats are unaffected by tides.

A rising tide lifts all boats False.
Sunken boats are unaffected by tides.

"Life always gives you another chance. It's called 'tomorrow'" False. the end of your life will result in a discernable lack of tomorrow.

Orangered vs. Periwinkle was a lesson on racism? False. If that were true, all games where people are split into teams would be lessons on racism. It was just a game with two teams.

Orangered vs. Periwinkle was a lesson on racism? False. If that were true, all games where people are split into teams would be lessons on racism.  It was just a game with two teams.

The only pi day is 3/14/1592 False. 3/14/15926 will be the next pi day

The only pi day is 3/14/1592 False.
3/14/15926 will be the next pi day

if i believe in neither nobody has to perish False. everybody dies

 if i believe in neither nobody has to perish False.
everybody dies

Thank God it's friday? False. Thank Pope Gregory XIII for the Gregorian Calendar decree.

Thank God it's friday? False.
Thank Pope Gregory XIII for the Gregorian Calendar decree.

Fact: You don't "believe" in evolution. you accept it.

Fact: You don't

I was born this way FALSE. that would have decimated my mothers vagina

I was born this way FALSE.  
that would have decimated my mothers vagina
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