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I heard you were having a lingerie party I probably won’t be purchasing any bras due to my vastly different cup sizes

I heard you were having a lingerie party I probably won’t be purchasing any bras due to my vastly different cup sizes - I heard you were having a lingerie party I probably won’t be purchasing any bras due to my vastly different cup sizes Debbie Downer
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My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy

My doctor says, with my arteries in their condition, it's highly unlikely I'll live to see seventy
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The problem that really keeps me up at night is feline AIDS It's the number one killer of domestic cats

The problem that really keeps me up at night is feline AIDS It's the number one killer of domestic cats
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They never did catch that anthrax guy

They never did catch that anthrax guy
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You know who doesn’t loved being covered in oil? Sea birds

You know who doesn’t loved being covered in oil? Sea birds
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You know who's excited about Christmas? the credit card companies

You know who's excited about Christmas? the credit card companies
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By the way it's official I can't have children

By the way it's official I can't have children
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Wake up The corn belt is now the crystal meth belt

Wake up The corn belt is now the crystal meth belt
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Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain

Ever since they found Mad Cow Disease in the U.S., I'm not taking any chances It can live in your body for years, before it ravages your brain
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By the way, it's official, they've located my birth mother Deceased

By the way, it's official, they've located my birth mother Deceased
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Guess who's in bed together: North Korea and Nukes

Guess who's in bed together: North Korea and Nukes
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