Always gets killed my guards Still refuses to blend into crowds.

Always gets killed my guards Still refuses to blend into crowds. - Always gets killed my guards Still refuses to blend into crowds.  Hipster Ezio Auditore

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Nolan North does my voice? No! He does EVERYONE'S voice!

Nolan North does my voice? No! He does EVERYONE'S voice!

I belong to a Brotherhood of Assassins YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT

I belong to a Brotherhood of Assassins YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT

My character is based on an actual historical family You probably haven't heard of them

My character is based on an actual historical family You probably haven't heard of them

NOTORIETY POSTERS OF ME ALL OVER TOWN I HOPE MY CLOTHING STYLE DOESN'T CATCH ON

NOTORIETY POSTERS OF ME ALL OVER TOWN I HOPE MY CLOTHING STYLE DOESN'T CATCH ON

Catholicism? I believe the Greek gods are real.

Catholicism? I believe the Greek gods are real.

My favorite weapon? The poison blade, of course

My favorite weapon? The poison blade, of course

GONNA GO EXPLORE SOME ASSASSIN TOMBS THEY'RE PRETTY UNDERGROUND

GONNA GO EXPLORE SOME ASSASSIN TOMBS THEY'RE PRETTY UNDERGROUND

LADDER TO CLIMB BUILDING? ...TOO MAINSTREAM.

LADDER TO CLIMB BUILDING? ...TOO MAINSTREAM.

Underground lair of Romulus? I'm listening...

Underground lair of Romulus? I'm listening...

Swearing in English Too mainstream.

Swearing in English Too mainstream.
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