I warn you, as a friend and foster brother, do not attend that weddi- That's a funny way to say "hostage"

I warn you, as a friend and foster brother, do not attend that weddi- That's a funny way to say

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...And that's why you're all so very important to me. I have always wanted to have a family that loved me unconditionally & I have always wanted to be a Stark alongside you. Wait...what? I gaped out for a minute there.

...And that's why you're all so very important to me. 
I have always wanted to have a family that loved me unconditionally & I have always wanted to be a Stark alongside you. Wait...what? 



I gaped out for a minute there.

Ros just taught me this, when you kiss a girl you put your mouth like this, then-- Wait, are you talking about Cum Garglin' Ros?

Ros just taught me this, when you kiss a girl you put your mouth like this, then-- Wait, are you talking about Cum Garglin' Ros?

I have this overwhelming fear of me getting my cock chopped off-- FATHER always says, "Face the fear & do it anyway."

I have this overwhelming fear of me getting my cock chopped off-- FATHER always says,

Did you know that a lot of people pair us up in slash fiction? Apparently girls like it when we have sex. It's not sex when it's with a couch or a hostage. Everybody knows that.

Did you know that a lot of people pair us up in slash fiction? Apparently girls like it when we have sex. It's not sex when it's with a couch or a hostage. Everybody knows that.

My name is Theon. Theon. Theon. Theon. It rhymes with-- Wait, let me guess. ...Peon?

My name is Theon. 
Theon. Theon. Theon.
It rhymes with-- Wait,  let me guess. 

...Peon?

I met this hot chick on Pyke. She's like 1 or 2 years older than me, smoking body, the works. She has a real pretty name too, Asha.

I met this hot chick on Pyke. She's like 1 or 2 years older than me, smoking body,  the works. She has a real pretty name too, Asha.

HOw would you feel about me becoming prince of winterfell? Over my dead body, Theon.

HOw would you feel about me becoming prince of winterfell? Over my dead body, Theon.

I had the strangest dream, I was back on Pyke and- Yeah, good luck with that.

I had the strangest dream, I was back on Pyke and- Yeah, good luck with that.

i think i deserve a direwolf too-- no, Theon. no. A hostage doesn't think. His job is to sit & look pretty.

i think i deserve a direwolf too-- no, Theon. no.

A hostage doesn't think. His job is to sit & look pretty.

My sword is yours in victory and defeat, from this day to my last day! Who gave you a sword, hostage?

My sword is yours in victory and defeat, from this day to my last day! Who gave you a sword, hostage?
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