yo' mama so fat the Allstate guy was like "you're in good hands with....oh hell no"

yo' mama so fat the Allstate guy was like

315 shares

yo' mama is so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes!

yo' mama is so fat  when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes!

yo' mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

yo' mama is so fat  that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

yo' mama is so fat her senior picture was an aerial shot!

yo' mama is so fat  her senior picture was an aerial shot!

yo' mama is so fat even her shadow has stretch marks!

yo' mama is so fat  even her shadow has stretch marks!

yo' mama is so fat When she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.

yo' mama is so fat  When she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama so stupid she carried a spoon to the superbowl

Yo mama so stupid  she carried a spoon to the superbowl

yo' mama is so fat when she sat on a ipod she made an ipad

yo' mama is so fat when she sat on a ipod she made an ipad

yo' mama so fat when I saw her in the street and tried to swerve out of the way, I ran out of gas!

yo' mama so fat when I saw her in the street and tried to swerve out of the way, I ran out of gas!

yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

So I told him: yo mama is so fat that she need a construction license to make herself a dress!

So I told him: yo mama is so fat that she need a construction license
to make herself a dress!
Like us for More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?