Always-on DRM that treats us like bloody parolees and bricks the console after a day spent offline, basically turning the thing into Sim City 2013: The Console; a mandatory Kinect peripheral that must be paid for, plugged in, and turned on even if you're

Always-on DRM that treats us like bloody parolees and bricks the console after a day spent offline, basically turning the thing into Sim City 2013: The Console; a mandatory Kinect peripheral that must be paid for, plugged in, and turned on even if you're  - Always-on DRM that treats us like bloody parolees and bricks the console after a day spent offline, basically turning the thing into Sim City 2013: The Console; a mandatory Kinect peripheral that must be paid for, plugged in, and turned on even if you're   Adam Jensen

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Has military grade augmentations Needs a candybar everytime he hits someone

Has military grade augmentations Needs a candybar everytime he hits someone

strong enough to punch through concrete walls can't pick up bodies

strong enough to punch through concrete walls can't pick up bodies

Breaking every single bone in a guard's body in 5 seconds Makes less noise than stabbing them in the throat

Breaking every single bone in a guard's body in 5 seconds Makes less noise than stabbing them in the throat

"Merciful Soul" Painfully breaks your arm before knocking you out

becomes meme I never asked for this

becomes meme I never asked for this

I never asked for this

I never asked for this

icup funiculars

icup funiculars

Met someone new how did you get this frequency?!

Met someone new how did you get this frequency?!

CAN TURN INVISIBLE, PUNCH & SEE THROUGH WALLS, FALL FROM WHATEVER HEIGHT, RESIST POISON, AND HIDE LETHAL BLADES IN ELBOWS WHEN AND WHERE CAN WE ASK FOR THIS?

CAN TURN INVISIBLE, PUNCH & SEE THROUGH WALLS, FALL FROM WHATEVER HEIGHT, RESIST POISON, AND HIDE LETHAL BLADES IN ELBOWS WHEN AND WHERE CAN WE ASK FOR THIS?

I never asked for this Sad story bro

I never asked for this Sad story bro
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