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Attempt to ask nurse out while being discharged from hospital. "I'm not allowed to date patients. Oh, and here is your stool softener"

These are too valuable to waste, I should use them wisely. Never use them, ever.

i, too, work for a company That doesn't give a shit about me

The suspect once bought a pair of Nike's from this Foot Locker on 10th street now here's our exclusive interview with the ex-brother-in-law of the assistant manager of this store

Don't mind me just fishing for compliments

Look! Some mom sold me her kid's childhood for not as much as you'd think

then why don't you make the minimum 1,012 damn words

Upload your resume Now painstakingly fill out this form containing all of the exact same information

Oh my god Im so poor right now

Child in dire need of blood transfusion Parents would rather see them die

You either die a 'Noob' Or live long enough to become a 'Hacker'

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