Borrows Electric Razor Still has 5 o'clock shadow

Borrows Electric Razor Still has 5 o'clock shadow - Borrows Electric Razor Still has 5 o'clock shadow  Scumbag Roommate

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Hey bro, my friends and i drank all your craft beer but dont worry, i replaced it with a 6 pack of bud light

Hey bro, my friends and i drank all your craft beer but dont worry, i replaced it with a 6 pack of bud light

Drinks 40$ bottles of high quality liquor Somehow can't afford toilet paper when it's his turn

Drinks 40$ bottles of high quality liquor Somehow can't afford toilet paper when it's his turn

Sees roommates cleaning the house Immediately retreats to bedroom for the day

Sees roommates cleaning the house Immediately retreats to bedroom for the day

"I'm gonna be practicing my guitar a lot, hope you don't mind" "But only the first four chords of Wonderwall, incorrectly, and repeatedly"

Calls cops on you for smoking weed Buys a minor alcohol

Calls cops on you for smoking weed Buys a minor alcohol

"We need to talk about the shocking amount of disrespect that's going on in this household." Rolls his eyes and interrupts you when you talk.

Leaves Clothes in the dryer for 3 days Complains when you take them out

Leaves Clothes in the dryer for 3 days Complains when you take them out

Has house to himself for 3 hours walk in on him fapping

Has house to himself for 3 hours walk in on him fapping

Says she's broke and never has money for bills Gets a tattoo

Says she's broke and never has money for bills Gets a tattoo

turns the heater on full blast at night while sleeping with a fan to cool himself down

turns the heater on full blast at night while sleeping with a fan to cool himself down
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