"That bike you just stole in our sting operation is worth $1,003.56" "Since the stolen property is valued over $1,000 you will be charged with a felony"

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Driving drunk is dangerous and illegal Lets arrest you for walking home from the bar and charge you with public intox.

Driving drunk is dangerous and illegal Lets arrest you for walking home from the bar and charge you with public intox.

Sees me playing basketball with a few friends who happen to be white questions us later when a few of our black friends come and join us then charges us for loitering in a public basketball court.

Sees me playing basketball with a few friends who happen to be white questions us later when a few of our black friends come and join us then charges us for loitering in a public basketball court.

I am the judge, jury and arsonist

I am the judge, jury and arsonist

Writes $1000 ticket for dog droppings Leaves 10lb horse shits on every block

Writes $1000 ticket for dog droppings Leaves  10lb horse shits on every block

A DEA officer stopped at our family farm yesterday, "I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing crops." I said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..." Before I could finish my sentence the DEA officer started yelling, "Mister,I have the a

A DEA officer stopped at our family farm yesterday,

Jaywalking? supreme court says I can strip-search you douchebag

Jaywalking? supreme court says I can strip-search you douchebag

pulls you over for broken headlight has a broken headlight

pulls you over for broken headlight has a broken headlight

Wearing a hoodie? You deserve to get shot douchebag

Wearing a hoodie? You deserve to get shot douchebag

demands you turn off your video camera uses red light cameras to generate tickets

demands you turn off your video camera uses red light cameras to generate tickets

"Kids, smoking pot will ruin your life." Ruins the lives of pot smokers. Killme

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