Don't touch me I'm a cat!

Don't touch me I'm a cat!  - Don't touch me I'm a cat!   Sudden Clarity Cat

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the red dot only appears when the human is present

the red dot only appears when the human is present

the human doesn't actually need me

the human doesn't actually need me

i have to run as fast as i can to a randomly selected other room

i have to run as fast as i can to a randomly selected other room

none of my toys are alive because I keep killing them

none of my toys are alive because I keep killing them

Grumpy Cat Is a girl

Grumpy Cat Is a girl

the human moves the cat toy for my amusement. The toy moves me for human's amusement. I am a toy.

the human moves the cat toy for my amusement.  The toy moves me for human's amusement. I am a toy.

What if the best way to get karma is replacing memes with cats

What if the best way to get karma is replacing memes with cats

they tell me to get off the table because they don't want me on the table

they tell me to get off the table because they don't want me on the table

I land on my feet because the world revolves around me

I land on my feet because the world revolves around me

this hairless patch under my ass is where my testicles used to be

this hairless patch under my ass is where my testicles used to be
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