(le me in 5th grade band) "Why are the saxophones, trumpets and clarinets playing different notes than you're telling them to play?"

(le me in 5th grade band)

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"OK, we will be taking dictation. Here's your C" (hits G) *facepalm*

Choir directer figures out I have perfect pitch in audition. Please don't use me as a pitch pipe from now on.

Choir directer figures out I have perfect pitch in audition.   Please don't use me as a pitch pipe from now on.

yes, it's an F now stop tapping the glass

yes, it's an F now stop tapping the glass

Moveable do No, F cannot be Re. It is, and will always be Fa.

Moveable do No, F cannot be Re.  It is, and will always be Fa.

you're playing trumpet that ain't no c

you're playing trumpet that ain't no c

Here's your starting pitch *B-flat* Group sings in C "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Here's your starting pitch
*B-flat* Group sings in C

Someone comes up to sing the American National Anthem Counts how many times the singer changes key

Someone comes up to sing the American National Anthem Counts how many times the singer changes key

that guitar part wasn't tuned to e flat on the album

that guitar part wasn't tuned to e flat on the album

Trying to sleep... Air conditioner comes on

Trying to sleep... Air conditioner comes on

THIS PIANO IS TUNED TO 441hz!!!! Do you still want me to play in tune?

THIS PIANO IS TUNED TO 441hz!!!! Do you still want me to play in tune?
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