I stole the cookie from the cookie jar

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Checked "Native American" on standardized tests Because I'd always lived in America

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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I wanted to grow up

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought I wanted to grow up

when we were kids i made fun of my sister because she said her dream job was to work at pizza hut i'm 31 and have been living my sister's pathetic dream for 12 years

when we were kids i made fun of my sister because she said her dream job was to work at pizza hut i'm 31 and have been living my sister's pathetic dream for 12 years

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought a college education would get me a job and the american economy could provide me a living

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought a college education would get me a job and the american economy could provide me a living

When I was 8... I had no idea making my vagina 'tickle' with the bath faucet was masturbating. I thought I had special talent.

When I was 8... I had no idea making my vagina 'tickle' with the bath faucet was masturbating. I thought I had special talent.

WHEN I WAS A KID... My dream job was a cashier because I thought they got to keep all that money

WHEN I WAS A KID... My dream job was a cashier because I thought they got to keep all that money

When I was a kid... I thought I was giving my dad a nice father's day card, but I actually served him with divorce papers.

When I was a kid... I thought I was giving my dad a nice father's day card, but I actually served him with divorce papers.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE WOULD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE SO I LICKED ONE

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE WOULD TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE SO I LICKED ONE

When I was a kid... I asked a midget if she was lost and needed help finding her mommy.

When I was a kid... I asked a midget if she was lost and needed help finding her mommy.

When I was a kid... I thought the 'black market' was a place like Costco that sold guns and drugs

When I was a kid... I thought the 'black market' was a place like Costco that sold guns and drugs
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