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why didn't you just ask me for sex instead of spending all of that money trying to charm my clothes off

why didn't you just ask me for sex instead of spending all of that money trying to charm my clothes off - why didn't you just ask me for sex instead of spending all of that money trying to charm my clothes off Sexually Oblivious Female
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Go back to your place for a drink? We're already at a bar silly!

Go back to your place for a drink? We're already at a bar silly!
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Missionary? I already go to church

Missionary? I already go to church
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HAVE YOU HEARD OF AN ANCIENT JAPANESE ART CALLED BUKKAKE?

HAVE YOU HEARD OF AN ANCIENT JAPANESE ART CALLED BUKKAKE?
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Just the tip? Great! I thought we were going to split the bill.

Just the tip? Great! I thought we were going to split the bill.
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That guy just said he'd give me a pearl necklace for free

That guy just said he'd give me a pearl necklace for free
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That guy just said he'd give me a pearl necklace for free

That guy just said he'd give me a pearl necklace for free
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Spread my cheeks apart? But I'm already smiling

Spread my cheeks apart? But I'm already smiling
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Erections? Is that what asians have to pick new leaders?

Erections? Is that what asians have to pick new leaders?
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You want to be more than friends? What, like best friends?

You want to be more than friends? What, like best friends?
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One night stand? No thanks, I already have two in my room.

One night stand? No thanks, I already have two in my room.
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