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Lengthy hospitalization, upon leaving asks intern for coffee sometime. Hospital policy says no. Run into him two years later at random laundromat, he asks me out for coffee the following week.

Lengthy hospitalization, upon leaving asks intern for coffee sometime. Hospital policy says no. Run into him two years later at random laundromat, he asks me out for coffee the following week. - Lengthy hospitalization, upon leaving asks intern for coffee sometime. Hospital policy says no. Run into him two years later at random laundromat, he asks me out for coffee the following week. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin
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Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept

Make low offer on house, too nervous to answer agents calls They think I'm playing hard ball and accept
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Girl leans forward to show off lip piercing Has new girlfriend Kisses her

Girl leans forward to show off lip piercing Has new girlfriend Kisses her
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Accidently texts "Want to bang" instead of "hang" to hot chick She says sure

Accidently texts
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"You're like a brother to me" "Except I'd fuck you"
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"I wouldn't hook up with you if you were the last man on Earth." "If I were the last man on Earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."
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someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis

someone started a rumour about me for having a large penis
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Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym

Goes to the gym during the super bowl strongest person at the gym
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Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway

Went to wrong job interview Got hired anyway
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Told girl within 15secs of kissing her that I had a condom it got used

Told girl within 15secs of kissing her that I had a condom it got used
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accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday

accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday
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