Onwards to the front page!

Onwards to the front page! - Onwards to the front page!  Napoleon Bonaparte

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I am doing a wheelie on a horse. In the alps. While conquering Europe. your argument is invalid.

I am doing a wheelie on a horse. In the alps. While conquering Europe. your argument is invalid.

Sets up a propaganda newspaper to boost his image Gets upset when the British make one to diminish it

Sets up a propaganda newspaper to boost his image Gets upset when the British make one to diminish it

I came to fuck bitches and conquer Europe and I've run all out of Europe

I came to fuck bitches and conquer Europe and I've run all out of Europe

Claimed to fight for liberty Arrested people who disagreed with him and ended the careers of journalists and playwrights who criticised him

Claimed to fight for liberty Arrested people who disagreed with him and ended the careers of journalists and playwrights who criticised him

Helped to overthrow a King Declares himself Emperor

Helped to overthrow a King Declares himself Emperor

I came to fuck bitches and conquer Europe and I've run all out of Europe

I came to fuck bitches and conquer Europe and I've run all out     
            of Europe

Excommunicated by the Pope Arrests the Pope

Excommunicated by the Pope Arrests the Pope

LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING

LOOK AT MY HORSE  MY HORSE IS 
AMAZING

Claimed to fight for equality Only used gas chambers against the Haitians

Claimed to fight for equality Only used gas chambers against the Haitians

Where did Napoleon keep his armys? In his sleevies

Where did Napoleon keep his armys? In his sleevies
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