I PREFER TURKEY BACON

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I won $1000 from a scratch off I didn't tell my family or friends to avoid treating them to dinner

I won $1000 from a scratch off I didn't tell my family or friends to avoid treating them to dinner

I FUCKING LOVE PICKING MY NOSE

I FUCKING LOVE PICKING MY NOSE

If you end your confession bear with "I automatically assume you're an asshole" I automatically assume you're an asshole.

If you end your confession bear with

I FOUND NUDES ON MY SISTER'S iphone and sent them to myself

I FOUND NUDES ON MY SISTER'S iphone and sent them to myself

when i was a kid, i thought that the people who died in movies volunteered to be killed in real life so the movie could be made

when i was a kid, i thought that the people who died in movies volunteered to be killed in real life so the movie could be made

I ate cat when I visited southern China in the 90s. It really wasn't that bad.

I ate cat when I visited southern China in the 90s.  It really wasn't that bad.

Rihanna got back together with Chris brown and i really hope he kicks her ass again so maybe other girls will learn from her stupidity

Rihanna got back together with Chris brown and i really hope he kicks her ass again so maybe other girls will learn from her stupidity

Sometimes I fight with the vacuum cleaner in front of my canary bird. So that he might think that I have saved him from a predator.

Sometimes I fight with the vacuum cleaner in front of my canary bird. So that he might think that I have saved him from a predator.

When i got my dad's ashes back I poured them in my cat's litter box

When i got my dad's ashes back I poured them in my cat's litter box

I think if you move to a new country on a permanent basis You should learn how to read, write, and speak the native language

I think if you move to a new country on a permanent basis You should learn how to read, write, and speak the native language
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