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Have greasy hands after a meal? Wash the dishes. The detergent will wash the grease off.

Have greasy hands after a meal? Wash the dishes. The detergent will wash the grease off. - Have greasy hands after a meal? Wash the dishes. The detergent will wash the grease off. BadBadMallard
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If your girlfriend constantly accuses you of cheating She is definitely cheating

If your girlfriend constantly accuses you of cheating She is definitely cheating
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If you accidentally shart on a date Bring it up - if she gets offended and can't accept who you are, she isn't the right one for you

If you accidentally shart on a date Bring it up - if she gets offended and can't accept who you are, she isn't the right one for you
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Have a serious life problem? Don't make a meme about it

Have a serious life problem? Don't make a meme about it
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If you find yourself suffocating, Try to inhale - Earth's atmosphere contains oxygen

If you find yourself suffocating, Try to inhale - Earth's atmosphere contains oxygen
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If you see two janitors arguing outside of a public bathroom, Do not go into that bathroom

If you see two janitors arguing outside of a public bathroom, Do not go into that bathroom
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About to buy an expensive car? Masturbate in the dealership and see if it's still a good idea.

About to buy an expensive car? Masturbate in the dealership and see if it's still a good idea.
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Do you own a blue pickup truck and live near los angeles? don't drive it today

Do you own a blue pickup truck and live near los angeles? don't drive it today
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When Posting a meme to reddit make the text small enough that people will have to click on the link to see what it is you are trying to say. that way they are more likely to upvote and see all of the great comments on your art.

When Posting a meme to reddit make the text small enough that people will have to click on the link to see what it is you are trying to say. that way they are more likely to upvote and see all of the great comments on your art.
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If you are about to cheat on your significant other you don't really love them anyway. end the relationship.

If you are about to cheat on your significant other you don't really love them anyway. end the relationship.
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Lack the attention span to give your boyfriend head? blow him in the morning before he wakes up, he wont last as long

Lack the attention span to give your boyfriend head? blow him in the morning before he wakes up, he wont last as long
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