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when my fat friends suggest new foods i put them on my 'never eat,ever' list

when my fat friends suggest new foods i put them on my 'never eat,ever' list - when my fat friends suggest new foods i put them on my 'never eat,ever' list confessionbear
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I won $1000 from a scratch off I didn't tell my family or friends to avoid treating them to dinner

I won $1000 from a scratch off I didn't tell my family or friends to avoid treating them to dinner
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I FUCKING LOVE PICKING MY NOSE

I FUCKING LOVE PICKING MY NOSE
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If you end your confession bear with "I automatically assume you're an asshole" I automatically assume you're an asshole.

If you end your confession bear with
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I FOUND NUDES ON MY SISTER'S iphone and sent them to myself

I FOUND NUDES ON MY SISTER'S iphone and sent them to myself
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when i was a kid, i thought that the people who died in movies volunteered to be killed in real life so the movie could be made

when i was a kid, i thought that the people who died in movies volunteered to be killed in real life so the movie could be made
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I ate cat when I visited southern China in the 90s. It really wasn't that bad.

I ate cat when I visited southern China in the 90s. It really wasn't that bad.
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Rihanna got back together with Chris brown and i really hope he kicks her ass again so maybe other girls will learn from her stupidity

Rihanna got back together with Chris brown and i really hope he kicks her ass again so maybe other girls will learn from her stupidity
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Sometimes I fight with the vacuum cleaner in front of my canary bird. So that he might think that I have saved him from a predator.

Sometimes I fight with the vacuum cleaner in front of my canary bird. So that he might think that I have saved him from a predator.
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When i got my dad's ashes back I poured them in my cat's litter box

When i got my dad's ashes back I poured them in my cat's litter box
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I think if you move to a new country on a permanent basis You should learn how to read, write, and speak the native language

I think if you move to a new country on a permanent basis You should learn how to read, write, and speak the native language
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