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Loves you no matter what. Fixes you three delicious meals and two snacks daily. Gives you a blowjob with breakfast, a handjob with lunch, and hot sex after dinner. Cleans the house twice a day, holds down a $200,000/yr job so you can stay home and play vi

Loves you no matter what. Fixes you three delicious meals and two snacks daily. Gives you a blowjob with breakfast, a handjob with lunch, and hot sex after dinner. Cleans the house twice a day, holds down a $200,000/yr job so you can stay home and play vi - Loves you no matter what. Fixes you three delicious meals and two snacks daily. Gives you a blowjob with breakfast, a handjob with lunch, and hot sex after dinner. Cleans the house twice a day, holds down a $200,000/yr job so you can stay home and play vi Good Girl Gina
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Doesn't know anything about a movie you want to see Still makes an effort to be relevant

Doesn't know anything about a movie you want to see Still makes an effort to be relevant
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Has never looked at Reddit but asks if you got any internet points on your favorite website today.

Has never looked at Reddit but asks if you got any internet points on your favorite website today.
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Cheers for every kid even if they aren't hers To make up for parents who aren't there

Cheers for every kid even if they aren't hers To make up for parents who aren't there
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Lets you know she's crazy Before you bang her

Lets you know she's crazy Before you bang her
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Knows Husband loves Starcraft and is at work all day when Heart of the Swarm comes out. Buys it, installs it, and has it open on his computer when he gets home to surprise him.

Knows Husband loves Starcraft and is at work all day when Heart of the Swarm comes out. Buys it, installs it, and has it open on his computer when he gets home to surprise him.
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Doesn't complain about you playing video games instead, sits next to you while you play and watches tv you'd never want to watch on her laptop

Doesn't complain about you playing video games instead, sits next to you while you play and watches tv you'd never want to watch on her laptop
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Doesnt Know you at all Wakes you up so you don't miss your stop because it's happened to her before

Doesnt Know you at all Wakes you up so you don't miss your stop because it's happened to her before
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You ask for her number Says she doesn't want to lead you any further because she has a boyfriend

You ask for her number Says she doesn't want to lead you any further because she has a boyfriend
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makes you happy

makes you happy
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Rejects you because she has a boyfriend starts inviting you to parties to meet her single friends

Rejects you because she has a boyfriend starts inviting you to parties to meet her single friends
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