just invented reverse cowgirl husband thinks i'm a whore now

just invented reverse cowgirl husband thinks i'm a whore now - just invented reverse cowgirl husband thinks i'm a whore now  1890s Problems

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telegraphed boyfriend took him two weeks to reply

telegraphed boyfriend took him two weeks to reply

I sent a text to my crush but the pony express was ambushed by indians

I sent a text to my crush but the pony express was ambushed by indians

windows crashed now the snow is coming in the house

windows crashed now the snow is coming in the house

they're making us memorize the periodic table in school all 40 elements

they're making us memorize the periodic table in school all 40 elements

just found $10,000 "confederate states of america"

just found $10,000

Wanted to call my crush He lives too far away to hear me call him.

Wanted to call my crush He lives too far away to hear me call him.

WENT TO THE GENERAL STORE TO BUY MARIJUANA THEY RAISED THE PRICE TO THREE CENTS AN OUNCE

WENT TO THE GENERAL STORE TO BUY MARIJUANA THEY RAISED THE PRICE TO THREE CENTS AN OUNCE

WE'RE TRYING TO FARM OUR LITTLE PLOT IN TEXAS AND THERE'S ALL THIS STUPID BLACK STUFF COMING OUT OF THE GROUND

WE'RE TRYING TO FARM OUR LITTLE PLOT IN TEXAS AND THERE'S ALL THIS STUPID BLACK STUFF COMING OUT OF THE GROUND

Want an aspirin But we only have heroin

Want an aspirin But we only have heroin

Comes up with idea that can change modern science Is a woman

Comes up with idea that can change modern science Is a woman
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