"I AGREE THIS CONFERENCE CALL IS POINTLESS" "GO TO THE GYM AND I'LL TELL THEM YOU HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT."

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"On a personal level, I'm really disappointed to see you go." "but on a professional level? you're making a great decision."

Finds out your car is badly broken down and knows you're on a college budget Sells you a perfectly working, 5-year-old retired company vehicle for $200

Finds out your car is badly broken down and knows you're on a college budget Sells you a perfectly working, 5-year-old retired company vehicle for $200

"I know it's your first day here, but we're moving the office to another state." "How does working from home sound?"

Brings a therapist into work for you and pays for the sessions Because "the money in my pocket is not as valuable as your life."

Brings a therapist into work for you and pays for the sessions Because

Sees you setting up a prank for a coworker helps

Sees you setting up a prank for a coworker helps

Says you can come in whenever you want as long as you get the work done

Says you can come in whenever you want as long as you get the work done

Hires you while your wife is 9 months pregnant Gives you two weeks off paid when the baby comes

Hires you while your wife is 9 months pregnant Gives you two weeks off paid when the baby comes

If you pray, say a prayer for him. If you aren't religious, send him some good vibes or give him a call.

If you pray, say a prayer for him. If you aren't religious, send him some good vibes or give him a call.

Found out your brother started an Auto Glass Company Had him change all the front windshields on the entire company vehicle fleet

Found out your brother started an Auto Glass Company Had him change all the front windshields on the entire company  vehicle fleet

Company owner decides not to give bonuses to everyone Boss takes his bonus and distributes it amongst his employees

Company owner decides not to give bonuses to everyone Boss takes his bonus and distributes it amongst his employees
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