after tonight you won't ever wake up on time if you don't set your alarm clock ahead 1 hour

after tonight you won't ever wake up on time if you don't set your alarm clock ahead 
1 hour - after tonight you won't ever wake up on time if you don't set your alarm clock ahead 
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your family is dead tired after that trip to disneyland today

your family is dead tired after that trip to disneyland today

Ready? 3, 2, 1... start!

Ready? 3, 2, 1... start!

I will barbecue you some dinner since we can't go to chick-fil-a anymore

I will barbecue you some dinner since we can't go to chick-fil-a anymore

Gonna crush you some ice for your smoothie

Gonna crush you some ice for your smoothie

i will cut you some slack about being vegetarian

i will cut you some slack about being vegetarian

I'm gonna do your ass A favor

I'm gonna do your ass A favor

I'll butcher you a delicious rack of ribs.

I'll butcher you  a delicious rack of ribs.

I'll tear you open A new bag of chips

I'll tear you open A new bag of chips

I am going to carve your face onto a majestic mountainside

I am going to carve your face onto a majestic mountainside

while you ignore me someone else dies for me

while you ignore me someone else dies for me
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