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Being an American is having the freedom to smoke a cigarette, eat a big mac, and own an assault weapon but that also means having the freedom to see a doctor when you've got lung cancer, heart disease, and a bullet in your foot

Being an American is having the freedom to smoke a cigarette, eat a big mac, and own an assault weapon but that also means having the freedom to see a doctor when you've got lung cancer, heart disease, and a bullet in your foot - Being an American is having the freedom to smoke a cigarette, eat a big mac, and own an assault weapon but that also means having the freedom to see a doctor when you've got lung cancer, heart disease, and a bullet in your foot Overly Patriotic American
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Government gets access to citizen's private data? Citizens get access to elected officials' private data

Government gets access to citizen's private data? Citizens get access to elected officials' private data
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Hurricane Sandy? America is ready for you bitch

Hurricane Sandy? America is ready for you bitch
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Commies banned me Like i give a fuck

Commies banned me Like i give a fuck
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South America? I thought that was Texas.

South America? I thought that was Texas.
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trick question!!! i love everything about this country

trick question!!! i love everything about this country
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First Amendment ? I'll protect it with the second amendment!

First Amendment ? I'll protect it with the second amendment!
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"welcome, canadians!" "grab a gun and follow me to mexico!"
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wait for america to be up, for a post? america is gonna be ready when im ready to post

wait for america to be up, for a post? america is gonna be ready when im ready to post
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Gun? check. Flag? check. Healthcare and education? Well, ummeruhh...

Gun? check. Flag? check. Healthcare and education? Well, ummeruhh...
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Yee-haw!!!! The McRib is back

Yee-haw!!!! The McRib is back
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