Person who used bathroom before me pissed on the toilet seat urinate without getting any on the seat still wipe off other piss so person behind me doesn't think it was me

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Splits trousers dancing with hot girl at wedding She offers to come up to room to "help change" "No, I can change my own trousers"

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Sent Sext to wrong person got nudies anyway of a dude's junk

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someone started a rumor about me that i had a large penis it wasn't true

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swim by cute girl and brush her butt "on accident" she turns around and winks can't leave water because of erection

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falls down stair, hurts leg cut doctor sees and gives me her personal number "in case i need medical attention" and winks calls her later, she says to elevate it and put ice on it

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doctor asked girlfriend if she was sexually active She said "yes" I'm a virgin

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Person who used bathroom before me pissed on the toilet seat urinate without getting any on the seat still wipe off other piss so person behind me doesn't think it was me

brushes teeth in school bathroom cute girl brushes teeth next to me "why are you in the girls bathroom?"

Meet new girlfriend's parents "I see where she gets her good looks" she's adopted

shovels snow for car behind my own to not appear like a douche car owned by cute neighbor, invites me in and gives me her number immediately runs home and posts a meme about it to reddit

Splits trousers dancing with hot girl at wedding She offers to come up to room to "help change" "No, I can change my own trousers"

Sent Sext to wrong person got nudies anyway of a dude's junk

someone started a rumor about me that i had a large penis it wasn't true

swim by cute girl and brush her butt "on accident" she turns around and winks can't leave water because of erection

falls down stair, hurts leg cut doctor sees and gives me her personal number "in case i need medical attention" and winks calls her later, she says to elevate it and put ice on it

doctor asked girlfriend if she was sexually active She said "yes" I'm a virgin

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