You only got me 1/2 carat diamond earrings for valentine's day? That's it. We're through.

You only got me 1/2 carat diamond earrings for valentine's day? That's it. We're through.  - You only got me 1/2 carat diamond earrings for valentine's day? That's it. We're through.   Underly Attached Girlfriend

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Breaks up with you Writes song about how you broke her heart

Breaks up with you Writes song about how you broke her heart

You want to see other people? I thought we already were

You want to see other people? I thought we already were

you took a bullet for me but didn't die? That's it. We're through.

you took a bullet for me but didn't die? That's it. We're through.

You're cheating? Cool, Me too

You're cheating? Cool, Me too

You're breaking up with me? Didn't realize we were still together.

You're breaking up with me? Didn't realize we were still together.

Oh, you found somebody else? cool

Oh, you found somebody else? cool

You want to have a threesome? let me know how it goes

You want to have a threesome? let me know how it goes

Wanna date for a few weeks? I need to write a new song.

Wanna date for a few weeks? I need to write a new song.

i'm really fucking horny can you leave for 20 minutes so i can masturbate

i'm really fucking horny can you leave for 20 minutes so i can masturbate

I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE

I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE
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