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I told him there was ice on the car He told me to get a blowtorch and some nickel.

I told him there was ice on the car He told me to get a blowtorch and some nickel. - I told him there was ice on the car He told me to get a blowtorch and some nickel. RedditorsWife
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I left the flowers he sent at work to show off he said he wanted a divorce

I left the flowers he sent at work to show off he said he wanted a divorce
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I told him to stop masturbating all the time he said he was fighting cancer

I told him to stop masturbating all the time he said he was fighting cancer
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I told him i was going to work he called me a whore

I told him i was going to work he called me a whore
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I asked him why he quit his job. He said because everybody else did.

I asked him why he quit his job. He said because everybody else did.
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I said I wanted a divorce he said, "it's ok, i know a good graphic designer"

I said I wanted a divorce he said,
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I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head

I asked him to balance the checkbook He put it on my head
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I asked if he wanted to go to a party He said he had to tend to the adopted dog

I asked if he wanted to go to a party He said he had to tend to the adopted dog
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"I want you inside me" I'd rather be inside the safe
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i told him i got hired at a bachelor party he said pick yoshi

i told him i got hired at a bachelor party he said pick yoshi
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I asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he said his cousin already had it covered

I asked if he wanted anything special for his birthday he said his cousin already had it covered
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