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I order the club sandwich and i'm not even a member

I order the club sandwich and i'm not even a member - I order the club sandwich and i'm not even a member Mitch Hedberg Meme
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I used to have bad posts I still do, but i used to too

I used to have bad posts I still do, but i used to too
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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap
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I used to use memes. I still do, but I used to, too

I used to use memes. I still do, but I used to, too
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I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long

I haven't slept for 10 days Because that would be too long
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I used to go to college I still do, but i used to, too

I used to go to college I still do, but i used to, too
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I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.

I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to, too.
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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
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I don't have a girlfriend But I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that

I don't have a girlfriend But I do know a woman who'd be really mad if she heard me say that
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i was gonna have my teeth whitened but then i said, i'll just get a tan instead

i was gonna have my teeth whitened but then i said, i'll just get a tan instead
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One time I saw a wino eating grapes I said, dude, you hafta wait!

One time I saw a wino eating grapes I said, dude, you hafta wait!
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