"I just learned the coolest thing ever" "I can't tell you, it's a secret."

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just play 999 hours believe me, my cousin already has it

just play 999 hours believe me, my cousin already has it

You can become a gym leader Just beat the Elite Four 50 times

You can become a gym leader Just beat the Elite Four 50 times

Claims to have gotten all 3 starters from professor oak "I forgot to save".

Claims to have gotten all 3 starters from professor oak

loses bet "we didn't shake on it!"

loses bet

"Puts hand out for a friendly fist bump" punches your fist as hard as he can

Breaks promise My laces were crossed

Breaks promise My laces were crossed

Takes shirt off to go swimming has gross inverted nipples

Takes shirt off to go swimming has gross inverted nipples

whoever smelt it dealt it

whoever smelt it dealt it

You have mud on trousers "haha you crapped yourself, look everyone"

You have mud on trousers

Steals your joke Becomes funniest kid in class

Steals your joke Becomes funniest kid in class
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