Hey Becca I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans. Sorry Stephen.

Hey Becca I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans. Sorry Stephen. - Hey Becca I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans. Sorry Stephen.  Misc

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Hey girl Nurses are so underappreciated. I think you all should get paid on a level commensurate to doctors.

Hey girl Nurses are so underappreciated. I think you all should get paid on a level commensurate to doctors.

Hey Girl I'll go buy your high fiber cereal so you can poop today.

Hey Girl I'll go buy your high fiber cereal so you can poop today.

Hey girl. Happy Birthday.

Hey girl. Happy Birthday.

Hey Girl You can write this essay. I believe in you.

Hey Girl You can write this essay.  I believe in you.

Hey girl I get sad every time you eat bread

Hey girl I get sad every time you eat bread

Hey girl, Go ahead and eat that entire bag of Pirate's Booty. You look cute covered in cheese dust and you don't look bloated at all.

Hey girl, Go ahead and eat that entire bag of Pirate's Booty. You look cute covered in cheese dust and you don't look bloated at all.

Hey girl would you like to play with my ukulele?

Hey girl would you like to play with my ukulele?

Hey girl. Happy Mother's Day!

Hey girl. Happy Mother's Day!

Hey girl, Let's turn off the TV and focus on you. That boy doesn't deserve your attention on Friday night.

Hey girl, Let's turn off the TV and focus on you. That boy doesn't deserve your attention on Friday night.

Hey girl, I heard that coffee can mimic a gluten reaction. How about we snuggle up near the fire and drink some hot tea instead?

Hey girl, I heard that coffee can mimic a gluten reaction.  How about we snuggle up near the fire and drink some hot tea instead?
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