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Do you know how I know we are having sex tonight? No Because I'm stronger than you

Hey, are you a surgeon? Why? Cuz nobody has ever been closer to my heart!

Oh if i could rearrange the alphabet... Huh...? I would place u and i toguether BOOOOM!

God must be a horrible mathematician Why? Cuz he gave you too many significant figures

your dad must have been a drug dealer why? cause you dope

Girl are your parents retarded? What? Because you sure are special

Xanim siz birinci baxishdan sevgiye inanirsiz yox .. bas ikinci ?

Is your dad a terrorist? I know that line. Cause i'm the bomb! NO! Because you smell like taliban!

Do you use stairs? Yes, why? Cause I want to take us to the next level

Are you From Jamaica? No, why? Because Jamaican Me Crazy

I wish I was cross-eyed Yeah, why? So I can see you twice when you walk by

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