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guy walks into a bar looking for a prostitute to sex. bartender says, "we aint got girls, we got bumberchute.." guy says, " damnitall.. alright, but no1 can know about this..." (He was real desperate) Bartender says, "Well, four people have to know.." Guy

guy walks into a bar looking for a prostitute to sex. bartender says,
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Breaks something expensive of yours "Why would you spend that much on it anyway?"

Breaks something expensive of yours
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Give him $5 so he wouldn't have to pull stuff out of his shopping cart adds a pack of gum and keeps the change

Give him $5 so he wouldn't have to pull stuff out of his shopping cart adds a pack of gum and keeps the change
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gets drunk and pukes on floor puts bathroom mat over top of it

gets drunk and pukes on floor puts bathroom mat over top of it
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Calls your party a sausage fest shows up with 8 guys

Calls your party a sausage fest shows up with 8 guys
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Makes fun of you for your job Has no job

Makes fun of you for your job Has no job
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Gets caught spamming links to r/politics for website hits Bans everyone and deletes every thread pointing it out to cover up the plot

Gets caught spamming links to r/politics for website hits Bans everyone and deletes every thread pointing it out to cover up the plot
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His rich parents bought him a toyota instead of the bmw he wanted Purposely crashes the car three times until they buy him his bmw

His rich parents bought him a toyota instead of the bmw he wanted Purposely crashes the car three times until they buy him his bmw
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Sues people for piratism, because it's stealing Fake views in youtube to get ad-money from google

Sues people for piratism, because it's stealing Fake views in youtube to get ad-money from google
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sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'

sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
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finds out your ex has a serious drug problem offers her pills as an excuse to hang out

finds out your ex has a serious drug problem offers her pills as an excuse to hang out
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