Honey, what's a queef? I'll show you tonight when I'm sitting on your face

Honey, what's a queef? I'll show you tonight when I'm sitting on your face - Honey, what's a queef? I'll show you tonight when I'm sitting on your face  Scumbag Parents

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Skips their oldest son's wedding To attend their youngest daughter's school dance recital

Skips their oldest son's wedding To attend their youngest daughter's school dance recital

blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.

blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.

complains about number of college students at coffee shop at a coffee shop at the center of campus during the school day

complains about number of college students at coffee shop at a coffee shop at the center of campus during the school day

Says this generation is fucked up Raised this generation

Says this generation is fucked up Raised this generation

Tricked you into believing in Santa Disowns you because you don't believe in god

Tricked you into believing in Santa  Disowns you because you don't believe in god

Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond

Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond

We want an explaination Don't give me that excuse

We want an explaination Don't give me that excuse

Maybe If I yell at my son while he is driving He will drive better

Maybe If I yell at my son while he is driving   He will drive better

Asks to borrow thousands of dollars you've saved for college "we paid for your childhood, we don't owe you anything"

Asks to borrow thousands of dollars you've saved for college

Response to son Getting an interview at Harvard "Their Standards have really gone downhill"

Response to son Getting an interview at Harvard
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