I got 99 problems and being a cheap bastard is all of them

I got 99 problems and being a cheap bastard is all of them - I got 99 problems and being a cheap bastard is all of them  1990s Problems

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My TV guide didn't come this month so i don't know what's on tv right now

My TV guide didn't come this month so i don't know what's on tv right now

I wanna get on the internet but my mom is waiting on an important call

I wanna get on the internet but my mom is waiting on an important call

I fell asleep listening to my discman And my new batteries are dead

I fell asleep listening to my discman And my new batteries are dead

The tags ripped off of my beanie babies now they will be worthless 10 years from now

The tags ripped off of my beanie babies now they will be worthless 10 years from now

I wanna call this girl from school but I'm afraid her dad will answer the phone

I wanna call this girl from school but I'm afraid her dad will answer the phone

Interviewed for 8 jobs and got all 8 Now I have to call 7 of them back and decline

Interviewed for 8 jobs and got all 8 Now I have to call 7 of them back and decline

spent all day downloading doom someone picked up the phone before the download was done

spent all day downloading doom someone picked up the phone before the download was done

The economy is so strong I can't decide which job to pick after college

The economy is so strong I can't decide which job to pick after college

looked away from tv guide channel for one second have to wait for it to go through all other channels again

looked away from tv guide channel for one second have to wait for it to go through all other channels again

Woke up too early on saturday have to watch infomercials before cartoons

Woke up too early on saturday have to watch infomercials before cartoons
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