No matter how tightly you close those curtains THERE'll be a foot of water waiting out there for ya

No matter how tightly you close those curtains THERE'll be a foot of water waiting out there for ya - No matter how tightly you close those curtains THERE'll be a foot of water waiting out there for ya  scumbag shower

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hey bro, i have two settings 1. cryogenic stasis 2. molten lava

hey bro, i have two settings 1. cryogenic stasis
2. molten lava

Which knob was hot again? CHOOSE WISELY

Which knob was hot again? CHOOSE WISELY

Oh hey, you wanted hot water? sorry, no can do.

Oh hey, you wanted hot water? sorry, no can do.

if you leave me your hangover will come back

if you leave me your hangover will come back

Hey bro, i have two settings 1. Penis Up 2. Penis Down

Hey bro, i have two settings 1. Penis Up
2. Penis Down

You didn't realize you got sunburned today? Don't worry, I got you bro

You didn't realize you got sunburned today? Don't worry, I got you bro

Let's find out Where that sunburn is

Let's find out  Where that sunburn is

Has three settings: Off, cryogenic stasis, and molten lava

Has three settings: Off, cryogenic stasis, and molten lava

i see you have shampoo in your eyes here is some boiling water

i see you have shampoo in your eyes here is some boiling water

hey bro, i have two spray settings 1. dog pissing on you 2. dog finishing up pissing on you

hey bro, i have two spray settings 1. dog pissing on you
2. dog finishing up pissing on you
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