everyone i know is getting married and having kids and i'm just sitting here playing borderlands

everyone i know is getting married and having kids and i'm just sitting here playing borderlands - everyone i know is getting married and having kids and i'm just sitting here playing borderlands  Spiderman Desk

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People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate

People all over the world are protesting their governments and i'm just sitting here while the NSA watches me masturbate

everyone's stocking up on supplies and evacuating for the hurricane and im still sitting here masturbating

everyone's stocking up on supplies and evacuating for the hurricane and im still sitting here masturbating

in three hours i'll have 5 hours left

in three hours i'll have 5 hours left

everyone's having a fun saturday and im just sitting here math debating

everyone's having a fun saturday and im just sitting here math debating

the us and Australia are taking shifts running reddit and i'm just sitting here masturbating

the us and Australia are taking shifts running reddit and i'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone's at homecoming and im just at home cumming

everyone's at homecoming and im just at home cumming

Election is over and im still sitting here counting

Election is over and im still sitting here counting

Everyone's breaking the law and im just sitting here magistrating

Everyone's breaking the law and im just sitting here magistrating

The government is spying on our every move and i'm just sitting here letting them watch me masturbate

The government is spying on our every move and i'm just sitting here letting them watch me masturbate

Everyone's celebrating the new year and I'm just sitting here redditing

Everyone's celebrating the new year and I'm just sitting here redditing
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