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All my friends are out partying and getting drunk and I'm just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are out partying and getting drunk and I'm just sitting here masturbating - All my friends are out partying and getting drunk and I'm just sitting here masturbating masturbating spiderman
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All these girls are getting karma for masturbating And i'm just sitting here masturbating

All these girls are getting karma for masturbating And i'm just sitting here masturbating
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North Korea is threatening to nuke the usa And i'm just sitting here reducing my risk of prostate cancer by 33%

North Korea is threatening to nuke the usa And i'm just sitting here reducing my risk of prostate cancer by 33%
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All my friends are inventing drugs and curing cancer And i'm just sitting here masturbating

All my friends are inventing drugs and curing cancer And i'm just sitting here masturbating
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Everyone's fucking hot single girls in my local area And i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone's fucking hot single girls in my local area And i'm just sitting here masturbating
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all these people around the world are protesting And I'm just sitting here, sorry

all these people around the world are protesting And I'm just sitting here, sorry
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I broke both my wrists And i'm just sitting here

I broke both my wrists And i'm just sitting here
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everyone's making memes about what's in the safe And i'm just sitting here making good decisions

everyone's making memes about what's in the safe And i'm just sitting here making good decisions
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Everyones out touching the South Pole And I'm just sitting here touching my South Pole

Everyones out touching the South Pole And I'm just sitting here touching my South Pole
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All these Americans are at home browsing reddit And I'm just sitting here at work browsing reddit

All these Americans are at home browsing reddit And I'm just sitting here at work browsing reddit
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Everyone is showing their face in public And i'm just sitting here masquerading

Everyone is showing their face in public And i'm just sitting here masquerading
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