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can't live with me, can't live without me

Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!

Better blowjobs than no jobs Am I right?

Did someone say Binders full of women?

so then i told them, it's better to have blow jobs than no jobs

What's the difference between a screwdriver & myself? A screwdriver turns in screws while I screw interns.

"Did SomeBody Say columbian hookers"

It's cool, bro, I got this... Hey, Neil, he doesn't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth...

I had sex with monica lewinksy

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