I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!

I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! - I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!  Anti-Joker

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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!

It's Simple kill the Mallard

It's Simple kill the Mallard

Want to know how I got these scars? The make-up guy

Want to know how I got these scars? The make-up guy

Do I really look like A guy with a plan?

Do I really look like A guy with a plan?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But i'm a psycho I'm gonna kill you

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy But i'm a psycho
I'm gonna kill you

Do i really look like a guy Who reads the manual

Do i really look like a guy  Who reads the manual

You've changed things Forever

You've changed things Forever

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent? His car is double parked.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?   His car is double parked.

Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!* Ow...

Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*  Ow...

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. His AA meetings helped him overcome his problems.

My father was a drinker, and a fiend. His AA meetings helped him overcome his problems.
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