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Head of the neighborhood watch knows which houses to rob

Head of the neighborhood watch knows which houses to rob - Head of the neighborhood watch knows which houses to rob Repressed Suburban Father
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She promised sex at least four times a week before we got married she didn't say with who

She promised sex at least four times a week before we got married she didn't say with who
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don't buy used games, son for all you know, the previous owner might have jizzed on them

don't buy used games, son for all you know, the previous owner might have jizzed on them
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Under this sweater? slayer undershirt

Under this sweater? slayer undershirt
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found marijuana in my son's room Cant believe he smokes this shwag

found marijuana in my son's room Cant believe he smokes this shwag
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Drop kids off at school blast gangster rap all the way home

Drop kids off at school blast gangster rap all the way home
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learns of foul bachelor frog envious

learns of foul bachelor frog envious
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Lectures kids on the dangers of marijuana Still a little high from earlier

Lectures kids on the dangers of marijuana Still a little high from earlier
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Makes gentle love to his wife gets off on hentai tentacle rape

Makes gentle love to his wife gets off on hentai tentacle rape
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Kisses wife goodnight sneaks downstairs to play zelda

Kisses wife goodnight sneaks downstairs to play zelda
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Always brings the car around when leaving mall with family treasures solitary walk to parking spot

Always brings the car around when leaving mall with family treasures solitary walk to parking spot
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