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I don't always wave my wand, but when I do, bitches fall.

The other guy doesn't always get the girl But when he does, I bang his sister

I don't always speak parsel tongue but when I do, I discover the chamber of secrets

I don't always get the chance to kill the most evil dark wizard in history... But when I do, I only cast expelliarmus.

I don't always die But when I do, I live to tell about it

I don't always die But when I do, I don't

i'm not always known for other theatrics But when i am, it's because i show full frontal

I don't always use Viagra Winguardium Leviosa!

I don't always get the elder wand but when I do, I destroy it

I don't always drink butter beer but when I do, I prefer the three broomsticks

I don't usually visit Hogwarts But when I do, I rotate between London and Rock Hill.

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